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notesBF: Is that sound a cicada? Me: Yeah. BF: So, when they have wings, are they cicadas? Me: Yeah. BF: When they are on the ground shedding their skin, are they still cicadas? Me: Yeah... When stupid shit comes out of your mouth are you still you? -
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notes Use your mind to clean the toiletMe: You should help me clean BF: But you do such a good job on your own without me Me: Yeah but I'd just like some help BF: I am helping.. with my mind... MIND POWERSSSSSSS! He did end up helping cause he's awesome : ) -
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notes Welcome homeI'm just arriving home from work BF: I lost you! Me: You lost me? Did I fall between the sofa cushions? BF: I meant I missed you! -
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"Shh, I don’t need any gallery peanuts."
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"It would suck if you lost a finger, as a graphic designer. Imagine doing all those thumbnails without a thumb."
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notes So what’s the street value?While we’re at the store, can you buy me some crystal meth? Wait……… That doesn’t sound right………… Oh yeah, Crystal Light, not crystal meth.
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We went swimming with friends
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"When you grow up, do you want to be a little puss bubble on my back?"
We were discussing his blistered, sunburnt back.
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"This little piggy went to market… This little piggy went *pause* to the grocery store… This little piggy *pause* stole a Cadillac… This little piggy *long pause* went to the butcher’s shop… Um *long pause* and this little piggy met the big bad wolf. He is no more."
I get this instead of a foot massage
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"Cozy like chocolate milk and candy corn together with babies!"
Perhaps the most accurate description of my hugs
